Paul Weller Drunk As Fuck.

I love it when brillant people are completely cabbaged.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article300101.ece?vxSiteId=6247211d-66e0-4454-b73a-3f1610efa39a&vxChannel=Sun%20Exclusive&vxClipId=1347_SUN21073&vxBitrate=300

Oh, the drunken ambling to the door after she topples over.

PS: She's 23, he's 50. hot....

Frank Zappa & the Monkees

CUTE!

How to waste a day...

Blender's Awesome List of Lists

My recommendations:
Worst Teeth in Music
Worst Rock Movies Ever Made
The 100 Greatest Rock&Roll Movies of All Time

My favorite:
Rock's Most Awesomely Differently Abled
I love that picture of Thom Yorke and his droppy left lid.
Noel has dyslexia & Liam was born with an extra toe on his left foot. Oh, how I love those deformed little fuckers!



--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

i believe

I finished "Love & Death: the Murder of Kurt Cobain" on the plane leaving Denver.

I love conspiracy theories but I often don't believe in them (David Icke & the Reptilian Agenda). This book however got the cogs in my brain to start turning. Did you know that the coroner who performed the autopsy on Kurt was a friend of Courtney Love? But I don't know if Courtney killed him or not, but I do believe the Seattle Police Dept did fuck up. Just put your egos aside and change the cause of death from "suicide"to "undetermined."

No one can shoot up 3x the lethal dose of herion, roll down your sleeve, put away your kit, then pick up a shotgun and shoot yourself.

Just read the book, it's a good one.

My favorite Courtney Love story....

Acacia was hanging out with Twiggy from Marilyn Manson here in Seattle. All the bars are closed and Twiggy tries to buy a bottle of whiskey from this lesbian bartender. She won't sell it to him. Twiggy responds with "I've fucked Courtney Love. Does that get me any street cred in this town?"

No Twiggy, everyone's here has fucked Courtney.

--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

Tales from the Middle of Nowhere

Just got back from my first jet-set concert. Acacia & I traveled to Denver, CO to freeze our tits off and lose our sanity. We had front row seats to see Oasis and you couldn't find a better seat in the entire arena. Front row, directly in front of grumpy Noel Gallagher. We had to hold hands as the openers opened, trying desperately not to flip out. And when the show started, I was havin' large. I'm amazed Acacia or I didn't jump the barrierto tackle one or both of the Gallaghers (and Gem & Andy). But I have too much respect for Noel to rape him. I feel like I'd be imposing.

Things I noted about the Gallaghers from up close and personal:
-Liam sings from his cock.
-Noel has tiny feet!

After this particular concert, I have a new found crush on Liam. I thought he was just the snotty pretty lad up front, a poster boy to Noel's genius. But, my god, he is memerizing up close. The direct eye contact between Liam & myself did foster a spark of lust in me, even though he was stroking his pants the entire time. that was really creepy. I think he also mocked me; I was so switched on.

Also to note: the concert took place on the anniversary of John Lennon's death. It was really pleasant to see Liam's softer side when he announced it before starting "I'm Outta Time". I still wish I could understand what John in saying in that song. Something about Churchill....

Best lines of the night:
-Matt Costa is the worst lyricist: "There are two lights in my room. One light's red, the other light's blue. Red's evil and blue is sad. Now who's this stranger laying in my bed." I guess he should stop taking Ambien.
-Ryan Adams: “Do you know if they have a Taco Bell in the food court? It’s the only fast food that’s vegan.... whatever, you guys don't know.”

And the top Line: “Are there any cowboys in here? Any real ones? Are there any Indians in here, or did you kill them all?” -Noel Gallagher

--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

Winter blues no love for you

Wanna learn to speak in a Scottish Accent?
Answer: Sing along to Glasvegas.

Wanna be annoying?
Answer: Sing along to Glasvegas on a bus. loudly. ere we fookin go....

















I can't wait to see them in January. Carl Barat is opening. Such a gorgeous boy he is.


--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

No words