Paul Weller Drunk As Fuck.

I love it when brillant people are completely cabbaged.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article300101.ece?vxSiteId=6247211d-66e0-4454-b73a-3f1610efa39a&vxChannel=Sun%20Exclusive&vxClipId=1347_SUN21073&vxBitrate=300

Oh, the drunken ambling to the door after she topples over.

PS: She's 23, he's 50. hot....

Frank Zappa & the Monkees

CUTE!

How to waste a day...

Blender's Awesome List of Lists

My recommendations:
Worst Teeth in Music
Worst Rock Movies Ever Made
The 100 Greatest Rock&Roll Movies of All Time

My favorite:
Rock's Most Awesomely Differently Abled
I love that picture of Thom Yorke and his droppy left lid.
Noel has dyslexia & Liam was born with an extra toe on his left foot. Oh, how I love those deformed little fuckers!



--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

i believe

I finished "Love & Death: the Murder of Kurt Cobain" on the plane leaving Denver.

I love conspiracy theories but I often don't believe in them (David Icke & the Reptilian Agenda). This book however got the cogs in my brain to start turning. Did you know that the coroner who performed the autopsy on Kurt was a friend of Courtney Love? But I don't know if Courtney killed him or not, but I do believe the Seattle Police Dept did fuck up. Just put your egos aside and change the cause of death from "suicide"to "undetermined."

No one can shoot up 3x the lethal dose of herion, roll down your sleeve, put away your kit, then pick up a shotgun and shoot yourself.

Just read the book, it's a good one.

My favorite Courtney Love story....

Acacia was hanging out with Twiggy from Marilyn Manson here in Seattle. All the bars are closed and Twiggy tries to buy a bottle of whiskey from this lesbian bartender. She won't sell it to him. Twiggy responds with "I've fucked Courtney Love. Does that get me any street cred in this town?"

No Twiggy, everyone's here has fucked Courtney.

--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

Tales from the Middle of Nowhere

Just got back from my first jet-set concert. Acacia & I traveled to Denver, CO to freeze our tits off and lose our sanity. We had front row seats to see Oasis and you couldn't find a better seat in the entire arena. Front row, directly in front of grumpy Noel Gallagher. We had to hold hands as the openers opened, trying desperately not to flip out. And when the show started, I was havin' large. I'm amazed Acacia or I didn't jump the barrierto tackle one or both of the Gallaghers (and Gem & Andy). But I have too much respect for Noel to rape him. I feel like I'd be imposing.

Things I noted about the Gallaghers from up close and personal:
-Liam sings from his cock.
-Noel has tiny feet!

After this particular concert, I have a new found crush on Liam. I thought he was just the snotty pretty lad up front, a poster boy to Noel's genius. But, my god, he is memerizing up close. The direct eye contact between Liam & myself did foster a spark of lust in me, even though he was stroking his pants the entire time. that was really creepy. I think he also mocked me; I was so switched on.

Also to note: the concert took place on the anniversary of John Lennon's death. It was really pleasant to see Liam's softer side when he announced it before starting "I'm Outta Time". I still wish I could understand what John in saying in that song. Something about Churchill....

Best lines of the night:
-Matt Costa is the worst lyricist: "There are two lights in my room. One light's red, the other light's blue. Red's evil and blue is sad. Now who's this stranger laying in my bed." I guess he should stop taking Ambien.
-Ryan Adams: “Do you know if they have a Taco Bell in the food court? It’s the only fast food that’s vegan.... whatever, you guys don't know.”

And the top Line: “Are there any cowboys in here? Any real ones? Are there any Indians in here, or did you kill them all?” -Noel Gallagher

--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

Winter blues no love for you

Wanna learn to speak in a Scottish Accent?
Answer: Sing along to Glasvegas.

Wanna be annoying?
Answer: Sing along to Glasvegas on a bus. loudly. ere we fookin go....

















I can't wait to see them in January. Carl Barat is opening. Such a gorgeous boy he is.


--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

No words

George Harrison is hot

Start in about 2:50. the magic happens at 3:19.

Shimmy, George, shimmy.



--Poor Little Kitsch Girl

Jayme's Kitty is awesome

His name is Stephen. He's got david bowie eyes and looks really grumpy all the time!

cursed collage

I'm ashamed to admit this but I recently made a collage of all my boycrushes while bored at work. The image is posted below.

Today, I sadly discovered that Russell Brand quit his radio show AND David Tennant will leave Doctor Who after this new season.

I have come to the assumption that: MY COLLAGE IS CURSED....

News Stories to watch out for in the next week:
-The Mighty Boosh will be cancelled
-Ewan Mcgregor will be in a motorcycle accident and lose his accent
-Daniel Radcliffe will never play a drag queen
-Jonathan Rhys Meyers will grow a beard
-Evidence will be unearthed that Steve McQueen was an Anti-Semite
-Stuart Townsend will kill Charlize Theron
-Scott Weiland will overdose
-Oasis will split up
-David Bowie will renounce his bisexuality (So sad but true)
-Guy Pearce will continue to do unsexy movies
-Johnny Depp will continue to work for Disney
-Alan Cumming will finally label his sexuality
-Paul Weller will disown his son, Natt Weller
-Adrian Brody will get a nose job
-Dhani Harrison will join a boy band and drag George Harrison's name into the dirt
-Damon Albarn will keep on acting like a douche
And Vincent Cassell, Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Robert from BRMC, and Gael Garcia Bernal will disappear into the night.

noelie noelie

I have a serious question.
Why do I think everything Noel Gallagher does is cute?

-"I'm going to get drunk and insult as many [musicians] from the '80s as is humanly possible"
-"I was on the verge of saying to my daughter, 'There is no Father Christmas' - I'm looking forward to breaking the news in about two years."
-He called Robbie Williams "The fat dancer from Take That"
-"Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard Sum 41, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."
--"I wish they would catch Aids and die." (About Damon Albarn & Alex James of Blur)
AWWWWWWW!

But this is actually cute…

hehehe.. "noo...."

Style Blog

Why does everyone in Seattle look like they're going camping?

Russell & the Offended

Anyone who knows me knows that I am quite fond of Russell Brand, a cheeky, sex-addicted British Comedian. I listen to his Radio show. I've read his autobiography "My Booky Wook." I sat through Penelope & Forgetting Sarah Marshall just for him.

His most recent endeavor was hosting the MTV Video Music Awards (VMA’s) in which he has managed to piss off Jonas Brothers' Fans, American Idler Jordan Sparks, Twilight Fans, & Xenophobic Bush-Supporters. Now, I'll be the first to admit that the Russell Brand I have come to love is funnier and more shocking. (ex. his Radio show on BBCRadio2 & the Big Fat Quiz of the Year). But I'm not disappointed with him. I'm disappointed with the MTV audience.

I believe the reason why people love talking about the Jonas Bros & RussellBrand ordeal can be explained by the French Philosopher Michel Foucault (and thanks to Russell for letting us know). Foucault wrote that even when we are talking about Abstinence, we are still talking about sex. And since people love talking about sex & we live in a puritanical based country, it explains why the Jonas’ are so popular.

One line I didn’t notice until I read the massive backlash in my Russell Brand Google Alerts was: "I know America to be a forward thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard cowboy fella be president for eight years. We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors." I laughed because if I didn’t, I’d cry.

One American posed this question: “Russell how would you like it if we got on BBC and talked s**t about the Queen?” I can't speak for Russell but I don’t think he’d mind, seeing as he has publicly admitted that he felt the desire to feel-up the Queen when they met. Also, the Queen isn’t exactly the political figure to parallel to Bush. I think the person he needs to talk shit about is the British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown.

The most retarded pissed-off fan group of the evening was the Twilight Fans. Now, I have friends who like Twilight and I’m not calling them retarded. This label is reserved for the vociferous fans that were absolutely furious with Russell for interrupting their beloved Edward Cullen. I understand that they are quite fond of these lovely books and are excited that such a strapping young lad is playing the handsome vampire. I’m excited too. But seriously, this incident doesn’t warrant anger. I’m so sorry, but please get a reality check. The movie is coming out soon and you’ll have plenty of time to watch Edward over and over and over again.

In closing, Noel Gallagher of Oasis sums it up best: "Russell's caused a mild shit-storm over here at the MTV awards. There was a phone in on CNN. Some woman called in saying as an American she didn't like a British guy coming over here, insulting her commander-in-chief!! If Chris Rock, for example, says that kind of thing everybody laughs because they think they should, but if it's a man who's dressed up like a vampire's lamp-shade? Well? He was wasted on the shower of God-fearing, corporate hot-dogs anyway."

YAY NOEL!

Mummy & Daddio

My parents are visiting me in my new hometown.

Pros:
-The pleasure of their company. I have missed them.
-Dining at really posh restaurants & I don’t touch the bill.
-All shopping trips are paid in full by my mother.
-Traveling by car, not by bus.
-All groceries are carried by and paid for my father.
-Taking off time from work.

Cons:
-Eating lots of delicious food = Growing a buddha belly.
-My father stubborn attitude while driving. I remember him saying “I know where I’m going,” as we pass the exit.
-My mother’s criticism of “Phantom of the Paradise.” I know its weird but I dig the movie.
-Watching my Language.
-Going to any and all tourist locations: Seattle Center, The Market, etc.
-Other tourists.

Post Script:
Mario Batali's father's deli is absolutely delicious! I give it 5 stars, two thumbs up, and a standing ovation. But i think my completely spotless plate post-sandwich will suffice as a good recommendation.

Armandino's Salumi in Pioneer Square
309 Third Ave S - btw Main &Jackson.

I'm not cool with sticky hands & runny noses

Thinking of having kids? Read the Front of House Reports for Shrek. Prepare to have your mind violently changed.

Seriously, Urination & Fleas....

UPDATE! --- Soiled underpants in the Men's room.

Anglophiliac?

Obsessions this year so far:
The Mighty Boosh - BBC3
Doctor Who - BBC1
Blackpool - BBC1
Spaced-BBC4
Life on Mars - BBC1
Russell Brand -Brit Comedian/Actor
Noel Fielding - Brit Comedian/Actor
David Tennant - Scot Actor
Agyness Deyn - Brit Model
Vivienne Westwood - Brit Designer
Oasis - Manchester band
Jesus & Mary Chain - Scot Band
BRMC - an American band that sounds British
NME - Brit Music Mag

And tonight I'm gonna see a play called "England" by a British playwright.

Whats wrong with me?