cursed collage

I'm ashamed to admit this but I recently made a collage of all my boycrushes while bored at work. The image is posted below.

Today, I sadly discovered that Russell Brand quit his radio show AND David Tennant will leave Doctor Who after this new season.

I have come to the assumption that: MY COLLAGE IS CURSED....

News Stories to watch out for in the next week:
-The Mighty Boosh will be cancelled
-Ewan Mcgregor will be in a motorcycle accident and lose his accent
-Daniel Radcliffe will never play a drag queen
-Jonathan Rhys Meyers will grow a beard
-Evidence will be unearthed that Steve McQueen was an Anti-Semite
-Stuart Townsend will kill Charlize Theron
-Scott Weiland will overdose
-Oasis will split up
-David Bowie will renounce his bisexuality (So sad but true)
-Guy Pearce will continue to do unsexy movies
-Johnny Depp will continue to work for Disney
-Alan Cumming will finally label his sexuality
-Paul Weller will disown his son, Natt Weller
-Adrian Brody will get a nose job
-Dhani Harrison will join a boy band and drag George Harrison's name into the dirt
-Damon Albarn will keep on acting like a douche
And Vincent Cassell, Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Robert from BRMC, and Gael Garcia Bernal will disappear into the night.