cursed collage

I'm ashamed to admit this but I recently made a collage of all my boycrushes while bored at work. The image is posted below.

Today, I sadly discovered that Russell Brand quit his radio show AND David Tennant will leave Doctor Who after this new season.

I have come to the assumption that: MY COLLAGE IS CURSED....

News Stories to watch out for in the next week:
-The Mighty Boosh will be cancelled
-Ewan Mcgregor will be in a motorcycle accident and lose his accent
-Daniel Radcliffe will never play a drag queen
-Jonathan Rhys Meyers will grow a beard
-Evidence will be unearthed that Steve McQueen was an Anti-Semite
-Stuart Townsend will kill Charlize Theron
-Scott Weiland will overdose
-Oasis will split up
-David Bowie will renounce his bisexuality (So sad but true)
-Guy Pearce will continue to do unsexy movies
-Johnny Depp will continue to work for Disney
-Alan Cumming will finally label his sexuality
-Paul Weller will disown his son, Natt Weller
-Adrian Brody will get a nose job
-Dhani Harrison will join a boy band and drag George Harrison's name into the dirt
-Damon Albarn will keep on acting like a douche
And Vincent Cassell, Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Robert from BRMC, and Gael Garcia Bernal will disappear into the night.

noelie noelie

I have a serious question.
Why do I think everything Noel Gallagher does is cute?

-"I'm going to get drunk and insult as many [musicians] from the '80s as is humanly possible"
-"I was on the verge of saying to my daughter, 'There is no Father Christmas' - I'm looking forward to breaking the news in about two years."
-He called Robbie Williams "The fat dancer from Take That"
-"Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard Sum 41, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."
--"I wish they would catch Aids and die." (About Damon Albarn & Alex James of Blur)
AWWWWWWW!

But this is actually cute…

hehehe.. "noo...."