Just got back from my first jet-set concert. Acacia & I traveled to Denver, CO to freeze our tits off and lose our sanity. We had front row seats to see Oasis and you couldn't find a better seat in the entire arena. Front row, directly in front of grumpy Noel Gallagher. We had to hold hands as the openers opened, trying desperately not to flip out. And when the show started, I was havin' large. I'm amazed Acacia or I didn't jump the barrierto tackle one or both of the Gallaghers (and Gem & Andy). But I have too much respect for Noel to rape him. I feel like I'd be imposing.
Things I noted about the Gallaghers from up close and personal:
-Liam sings from his cock.
-Noel has tiny feet!
After this particular concert, I have a new found crush on Liam. I thought he was just the snotty pretty lad up front, a poster boy to Noel's genius. But, my god, he is memerizing up close. The direct eye contact between Liam & myself did foster a spark of lust in me, even though he was stroking his pants the entire time. that was really creepy. I think he also mocked me; I was so switched on.
Also to note: the concert took place on the anniversary of John Lennon's death. It was really pleasant to see Liam's softer side when he announced it before starting "I'm Outta Time". I still wish I could understand what John in saying in that song. Something about Churchill....
Best lines of the night:
-Matt Costa is the worst lyricist: "There are two lights in my room. One light's red, the other light's blue. Red's evil and blue is sad. Now who's this stranger laying in my bed." I guess he should stop taking Ambien.
-Ryan Adams: “Do you know if they have a Taco Bell in the food court? It’s the only fast food that’s vegan.... whatever, you guys don't know.”
And the top Line: “Are there any cowboys in here? Any real ones? Are there any Indians in here, or did you kill them all?” -Noel Gallagher
--Poor Little Kitsch Girl
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Will you tell me how to sing from my cock? All these shows I've been singing from my lungs and/or throat, and it's just not satisfying. Vocal trainers say to sing from your belly, but I've always known they were missing something. Dear nameless blogger: please teach me proper cocksinging technique.
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